Dave

DATE OF BIRTH? 25/12/0000 (I am Christ)

INTERESTS/HOBBIES? Music, jamming, internet, chicks, sex, n64, books,

INFLUENCES/FAV MUSIC? KoRn, sevendust, incubus, rage against the machine, some techno eg. nick skitz

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A WOMAN? smile, eyes, brains, looks, body, hair, humor, good tits and arse.

EQUIPMENT? mouth, teeth, toung

WORST INJURY? muscle cramps during masturbation.

BEST EXPERIENCE? playing with the queen

WORST EXPERIENCE? when the queen showed me her collection of bodily excretions